What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Would the word literate carry the same meaning with public (common wealth) in 1900 vs today 2020?

A View to a Kill

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What story do you have involving a public restroom?

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

I haven’t eaten junk food for weeks, I ate dirty all-day yesterday, but I can’t even workout, why am I so tired?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

Why do people keep denying the similarities between Latin and Italian by saying they are totally different languages when it’s obvious they sound similar?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?

Diamonds Are Forever